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tiikeria:

Because I think we all need a hug right now.

(via roosterteetheverything)

yourplayersaidwhat:

“Do we really have to help that guy? That dude’s a total asswagon.”
“…Asswagon.”
“An ass farmer and his ass family, pulled by a team of asses, just assing their way to Oregon.”

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

flash 9 is required to suck my dick

(via kittehrloaf-deactivated20141221)

outofcontextdnd:

elf warrior: “I got this axe that has a chance of paralyzing someone, what should I name it?”

thief: “stunning cleavage”

(via kittehrloaf-deactivated20141221)

onlinegf:

“you should just get your license!”
“driving is fun!”
“It’s not that hard!”
leave me the fucK ALONE

(via kittehrloaf-deactivated20141221)

bitdragon:

instead of saying “i love you” in the game grumps fandom we say “dude i cannot wait to get inside your asshole” and i think that’s beautiful

(via kittehrloaf-deactivated20141221)